Sep 24 2006
I am a Dumb American
I HAVE BEEN DUPED! I am a dumb American, and I have proof! This afternoon I took Delaney to WalMart as a treat so that she could buy something with her allowance money. After looking at several movies, we wandered over to the toy aisles. We were just about to leave when Delaney spotted a Barbie that looked real cute. Wanting to get out of the store as quickly as possible, I took a fleeting glance and saw the nicely packaged Barbie doll with her dog Tanner. We shuffled off to the register, plunked down $15 and walked merrily out the door.Â
As we were driving home, Delaney started to read the back of the packaging to me and my jaw dropped to the floor! The packaging reads as follows:
- Give Tanner dog a treat! yum!
- Push down her tail…Â oh-oh!
- Clean-up time. Barbie is the best!
Yes, that is right, ladies and gentlemen….the dog takes a crap! Feed him a chocolate tic tac, work his tail like an old-time water pump, and out pops the surprise, right from Tanner’s tic-tac sized butt-hole. Apparently, fake rubber dog doo sales are down and the Chinese have come up with another way to sell us crap! It is evident that the people at Barbie have finally run out of good ideas. Don’t believe me? See for yourselves by clicking the link below….it looks like it could almost be a fake Saturday Night Live ad….but sadly, it is not!Â


